Länderspiele III

The other day I was really sick, I had HOUSTON. I was so sick that a
friendly pastor took me to BIEBELRIED. And I said, you know esteemed
PADERBORN, that I'm just like LÜNEBERGERHEIDE. He put his AMRUM on me and
I thought MANCHESTER was nice. And the priest said, 'Have you ever been to a
church?' I said, 'Not yet, because I've always played football. You wouldn't
believe all the things I've seen on the BALKANS! It wasn't until HAWAII that I
stopped playing football, because at some point I asked myself - WAIKIKI?' My son,
you've never been to a church, I have to reprimand you. I wanted to, I was in
SPEYER, but the cathedral was closed. He said, 'Yes, if the cathedral is closed
you have to ring the bell, the cathedral in SPEYER is also a LEUTKIRCH.' 'Yes
indeed,' I said, 'but if the bell is so loud, then the priest comes in the
evening as TAUBERBISCHOFHEIM. Now I've been back on the BOSTON for days. And
since I can't stand sitting at home. After all, I'm not in a HOCKENHEIM. Yes,
HOIMA said, now I'll take a look at ORLANDO again. Up in BAD BRÜCKENAU, I think,
'Man, there on the street is LICHTENFELS' and when I looked closer at the
BODENSEE, it was a deer that had been run over and that's why sometimes in BAD
BRÜCKENAU there are WILDFLECKEN. And I said to the FICH-TACH. I drove over a
small river that had no current, that was the GLADBACH. The bank of the GLADBACH
was BERGISCH. I got out and couldn't believe my eyes. There were two little
BERN. The little BERN were crying bitterly. Apparently, I was now in the
WEINVIERTEL. But the BERN were afraid, because behind them lurked a wild cat. I
knew what to do. And I said to the wild cat, 'Get lost, or I'll make you BENELUX!'
And then the mother bear came. Out of gratitude, she gave me a small protractor.
I said, 'So this is the famous BERMUDA Triangle.' 'Yes,' said the mother bear,
'and please take my shorts too.' I was curious where the path would take me FÜRTH..
UNNA IZMIR came to mind, at the other end of the world there's still the EQUATOR
ascent today. I wanted to go there, but also back to ZÜRICH. I BOCHUM the corner
and drove the DANZIG kilometers straight ahead and passed by a restaurant. It's a
place where mostly OBERHAUSEN. The waiter who served me was a certain Mr. Gurgel.
And I said to him, 'Dear Mr. OBERGURGL, if only there was a DELAWARE now. And what
can I say, it was such that the waiter simply asked for a TEL AVIV. And at that
moment one flew in. He held out his hand, thinking there was a cheap trick ISERLOHN
in it. But for something like that, he sees me as CAMARGUE. 'Take a look at my
head,' says the waiter. I say, 'yes, I SEEHAUPT.' Well, now I have to go. Well
then, take care, but strengthen yourself quickly with these red fruits. I say,
mmhhh, GELSENKIRCHEN. And now my story is OVER - DONE - FINISHED - FINISH