Länderspiele I

They, I'm just coming from Australia. I don't know, do you know Siberia? Bahamas again. I mean, they must have been to Indonesia at some point. They, they listen to the Fiji Islands all day. I'm not always traveling, I've also been to Dublin. In Asia, they, in Asia, there is an area that consists of two parts water and a Thailand. Once someone asked me if I wanted to go to Bangkok with him. I said, 'No, because of an earthquake.' He asked, 'Are you scared?' I said, 'Yes, panicking!'. He kept talking to me the whole time and I thought, 'What am I supposed to do with this Labrador now?' His name was Ludwig and he really wanted to go to London with me. I said, 'That's Chad now, because unfortunately I'm not a Honolulu. And look, you must be a complete Lebanese, and, I have to say, I like Mogadishu, but I will still be in Lisbon tonight.'
The Lisa comes from a country where stamps are not licked, no, they do that with Portuguese. But it's also funny with us. In Hesse, for example, they call men's underwear 'Rüsselsheim'. It all started in Munich when I wanted to dust off my cappuccino machine. I thought to myself, 'Do you take a small piece or a big cloth now?' I currently live in Bering Street, in Beirut. Oh, Kansas? Although I also go to Phnom Penh occasionally. So it's a pure men's flatshare now, all Burma, but rarely anyone is at home - okay, sometimes Florida, but last year, for example, there was no Canada. But that's okay, because Hoyerswerda. Sometimes we meet while brushing our teeth, I recently said, 'Come on, lend me your Cambodia!' Egypt to me. The other day, I was shocked, I went to the laundry room, and there was a kind of camel in the hot tub. I said, 'What is this?' Well, the animal said, 'Islamabad!'
Otherwise, we don't talk much, look, Braun is silent, Marti doesn't speak, not to mention Karlsruhe, and under the roof, they, there has been a Grand Canary for three years, his name is Mühlheim and he suffers from the Ruhr. They, I know a place where you can eat Cameroon - incredibly good food, for example, salad. My mom says it's good for digestion, if I occasionally go to Moscow. But the other day I thought, 'No, today Istanbul.' Half an hour after I ordered, the chef comes to my table and says he was just about to serve the Bulgarian, turns around and suddenly there was Oxford. I said, 'That must have been the Arabian pig. What else is there?' He said, 'Yes, a Yokohama.' I said, 'No, I had that last time, it was so spicy that I thought I was in Belfast.' I said, 'Well, then I'd rather have this South American mountain range.' He said, 'Sorry, the Andes are out.' I then decided on an omelette and at that moment the kitchen apprentice dropped the last Iowa.