Nur Für Dich

I went, just for you, to Bridget Jones with you,
I started, just for you, jogging,
I ran, just for you, for hours in this park,
I ate, just for you, low-fat fruit quark.

I wore, just for you, Birkenstock sandals in the summer,
Really, just for you, I even had to pay for them,
I claimed, just for you, to hate Heidi Klum,
Just for you, and yet you still left me.

Just for you, I did all this just for you,
Just for you, you completely threw me off track,
Just for you, I was more faithful than Olli Kahn,
Just for you, that's what they call relationship obsession.

I went, just for you, to the Christmas market,
I read, just for you, Harry Potter,
I cleaned the toilet, just for you, every day,
Just for you, and what did it get me.

I announced, just for you, my alcohol abstinence,
I set fire, just for you, to my Playboy collection,
I even wrote a love song, just for you,
Just for you, and still you didn't stay.

Just for you, this song used to be yours,
But it's not anymore, because from today it's mine.
I changed it a bit, and that makes me happy,
Now it's just for me, and it goes something like this:

I said, just for you, your blue dress was nice,
That was a lie! Your butt looked unusually fat!
You're the worst at parking of all time!
If your computer crashes, just look in the Yellow Pages.

You can use toothbrushes for a good 2, 3 years,
You can forget about Sex and the City!
Only old ladies drink sherry, besides you,
The most beautiful woman in the world is clearly Halle Berry!

Just for you, this song used to be yours,
But it's not anymore, because from today it's mine.
I also changed the melody and that makes me happy,
I'll sing it again, just for you, because now it sounds like this:
Nananananana