Martes 13 B

But what a shitty day
And the sky all cloudy
And I wanted
To go out and soak up the sun

Plus the neighbor's dog
Crossed over to my yard
It tore open
The garbage bag and also a couch

My sister's pussy
What happened?
And who is this?
What

A woman with red eyes
Says that I killed myself
That I went back in time and I don't know what
Nah, it can't be

Let me go back
I'll take care of that wolty well
But he refused to do it and sent me to heaven
For being a good being

Dude what the fuck is this
Is this really heaven?
They mess with your head so much
That you think it's good

There are different heavens here
They're like seven floors
And they send me to the first one?
Suck my sausage!

The floor here isn't made of clouds like they told me
And on top of that, it's really raining
They really screwed me over
I see Jesus in the distance

What's up Jesus titan
Nothing, see if you can help me, dude
I have a problem
They sent me here to the first floor

And I
I'm a little bit better
I didn't do anything wrong, you know
I think I should be a bit higher
What's the deal?

And things aren't as you want them, wolty
Here there are places
Where each human belongs
There are floors and on the first floor

There are tiny people
Like you
But well, that means
You're here forever

Bam! I smashed his head
I have him kneeling, now who prays to me?
Jesus behave well princess
And don't get too smart because now you're my prey

I stole his clothes and left him tied up
I shaved his beard and put it on me, of course
Dressed as Jesus and with luck on my side
I start walking towards the sacred gate

I reached the door
Leading to the second floor
The guards didn't say anything if I'm Jesus Christ
As soon as you pass, you feel the different air

I climb the stairs
While, damn, I have a tinto
Crazy, what a weird Tuesday
Extravagant

I have to rest for a moment
There are several floors ahead
But I'm tired, this is heavy
It's stressful

Hey
I better rest a bit
And tomorrow I'll continue this Jesus
He's an idiot, he didn't even learn a little

I don't know who I'll come across
But it'll be a chick
And that fucking wolty
I see him and I'll apply it