Sábado 17

With the world destroyed and nothing to do
I start walking calmly and watch the sunrise
I wasn't lucky enough, I can't go back
I have the time machine ready, a coal, a shit
It wasn't working anyway, I'm thirsty, buddy

I go out for a walk, kilometers of nothing
I see a lagoon, I approach to drink water
A crocodile comes out and tears off both my legs
I start crawling
I have to escape
This damn crocodile is going to kill me
He starts getting closer
I'm going to carbonize him
I aim with my arm and lose it in that moment (yoh)
Without an arm and two legs, I started bleeding immediately
While he was eating me, nothing could save me
I lost consciousness and he finished devouring me
I knew I was dead when I got up

I couldn't survive in a tunnel
I feel energetic presences that are uncommon
A woman with red eyes and blue wings approached me
Saying she's in charge of whether my soul goes up or down
Before she said a word, she started explaining to me
That when I killed myself, that Wolty came here
They sent him straight to heaven and I have to go down
For self-murder and breaking the temporal rules

I started falling, falling and waiting for me
Was the guy with the knife laughing at me
He tied my hands and feet, stabbing me
He said: Little quince, who's going to cut who now?
A man behind him approaches, well dressed
With a crazy smile he said: Let me, this one is mine
The guy ran away and he stared at me
He said: I've been waiting for you, I have a plan for you son
He started telling me he was the owner of hell
But he was pissed off with the people from heaven
That they never let him go and treated him like a dog
They sent him all the bad ones
And kept the good ones
That wasn't the deal, they had scammed him
That the God everyone prays to was an arrogant jerk
If you see he never does anything crazy for the human world
He spends his time high because we don't matter to him
He convinced me, buddy I'm going to help you
You just have to tell me what you'll need

He said: There's only one way but it can go wrong
I said I don't care, little devil, with you there
Just that day there was a meeting
That happens every thousand years to choose a new God
Obviously it's rigged and you'll never win
But that was the moment to mess with the boss

We arrived at the meeting, I introduced myself as his slave
At the head, God smoking a huge cigar
The devil gave me a special knife to kill him
I just have to wait for the signal and do it

Tick tock, I stand behind
The devil stands up strong and starts shouting
When everyone is distracted, I grab his neck and bam
God's head in my hands, perfect plan
All hell breaks loose, everyone wants to kill me
But the devil protects me and lets them harm me
I can defend myself too and with this knife
We start killing angels leaving them behind
Situation under control
Now the devil is God
He gave me his place for helping him out

He said: Go to hell and control it
We'll be in touch because we're bros
What a weird Saturday!
I hope there's something to smoke down here
I want to relax after this long day
Don't come bother me, buddy, see you in a while