Ai, Ai, Ai

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

I’ve got a boil
Right in the back
My rashes
Are itching like hell

Got a stomach ache
I can’t find peace
I’m stuck in the bathroom
I can’t leave this place

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

I stubbed my toe
What a painful hit
My wisdom tooth’s aching
Deep in the root

A pimple burst
Inside my nose
I’m always catching colds
What did I do?

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

From all this chafing
I can’t sit down
I’m full of allergies
I’m sneezing all around

Poor little corn
Keeps throbbing away
I’m all gassy
I need to let it out

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

I’ve got a bunion
That I cherish
A blister on my palm
It’s just so unfair

Coughing, cellulitis
And an itch
That goes from my head
Down to my big toe

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

In the middle of the street
I slipped and fell
I wrapped my leg
I’m hopping like a fool

Ouch, my back hurts
I’m about to lose it
I’m running tight
To take a piss

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

But one day I swear
It’s gonna get better
In this life of mine
Everything will change

From all this hassle
I want to break free
But if it doesn’t work out
I’ll scream again

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

Ouch!