La Vecina Con Antena

Yesterday I was chatting with the guys over there on the corner
When they saw my eyes that a new neighbor had arrived
I couldn't believe it, she was stunning
She's good from behind, I don't even need to mention the front

Oh man, like a good paisa
I started to flirt with her
I said come on, baby, what will you drink or do you want to have lunch

She was staring at me
Until she made me understand
I accept whatever you want but I hope you don't have a wife

She invited me to her house to have a shot of aguardiente
When she was already tipsy, she started hugging me very gently
She said don't be afraid, I really like to play a lot
But I didn't imagine that shortly after she would handcuff me

She said wait a little
I'm getting hot
She started taking off her clothes, I was getting excited

What a damn scare
I couldn't believe it
She took off the wig, when it was a man and not a woman

And to scream and run
I just started running
He grabbed my clothes
Saying he wanted to eat me

Thank goodness, thank goodness
I managed to escape from him
Because if I didn't
I wouldn't come to tell the story

And to scream and run
I just started running
He grabbed my clothes
Saying he wanted to eat me

Thank goodness, thank goodness
I managed to escape from him
Because if I didn't
I wouldn't come to tell the story

She invited me to her house to have a shot of aguardiente
When she was already tipsy, she started hugging me very gently
She said don't be afraid, I really like to play a lot
But I didn't imagine that shortly after she would handcuff me

She said wait a little
I'm getting hot
She started taking off her clothes, I was getting excited

What a damn scare
I couldn't believe it
She took off the wig, when it was a man and not a woman

And to scream and run
I just started running
He grabbed my clothes
Saying he wanted to eat me

Thank goodness, thank goodness
I managed to escape from him
Because if I didn't
I wouldn't come to tell the story, buddy, what a crazy thing