Jeg Heter Finn

Just a regular day here on Fossgata 3
It's 7:00, I'm up for it
Detached house, thuja hedge, and the lawn is fresh
And the bullet in the Nescafe hits the spot
Oak floor in the living room and glass bricks
Was in Switzerland with colleagues and brought this home
IKEA bed for guests in case of a party
Have a light on a wire that goes from here to there
Magnum bottle, crossbow, and stuffed fox
And if I want to get the mail, I just go out here
Yes, I know what you're thinking, my life is perfect
Just one thing missing - no one remembers my name!
Name-name

They say Kåre, they say Geir, they shout Jonathan, they try Svein
My name is Finn, my name is Finn, my name is Finn, my name is Finn
They say Gregor, Arne Johannes, they shout Fritjof, and Truls Johan
My name is Finn, my name is Finn, my name is Finn, my name is Finn

Up in the office in a suit
We have a water cooler, fruit, and a picture of New York
We're working on something secret that no one can see
But I can reveal that it's a tunnel
I do tricks from morning till night
Impress everyone except the juggler Kjell
Became a close-knit group on a team-building trip
But still, there's one thing that makes me a little mad
Mad - mad -

They say Mogens, they say Jens, they shout Holger, and scream Klaus
I'm not Danish, my name is Finn, I live in Tåsen, my name is Finn
You remember Morten
Anna Beate
Ramapatrikuna
Even Gjeturd
But not Finn
No, never Finn
Is it so difficult?
My name is Finn!

He's called Finn
He's called Finn
He's called Finn
He's called Finn
We said Erik
We drove Jensern
We called him Anders
And shouted Kai
He's called Finn
He's called Finn
It's so easy! It's old Finn!

I have a slate staircase
Breitling on my wrist
Alfa Romeo
Steve Jobs on my shelf
Can appreciate cowhide
Set of tokens
Impressionism
Chair with adjustments
Have a slimline TV
Bang & Olufsen type
A Weber gas grill
Wine cabinet in the living room
Narrow and tall statue
Coffee machine
Windows Explorer!
Windows Explorer!
Can make ice cubes
Have planted cress
Brushed steel
Large block of slate
A path of cobblestones
A fireplace in the kitchen
Il Mezzanino
A tub with bubbles
Soon I'll renovate
Lower the ceiling a bit
Get an electrician in
Put out for tender
Raise a totem pole
And then a dragon here
Get some tiles laid
Out in my bathroom
It's going to be so nice
It's going to be so great