Adam Y Eva

Oh shit, shrimp
I choked on the olive
Am I really stupid, did I fall from the cradle?
Oops, I stepped on you, sorry idiot

Oh, you're not even a man and you're so hard
Put a censor on and don't watch it
There are children in the audience
Give me the fernet, don't take it away from me, I didn't drink
You can't escape from me, and if you do, I'll punch you
Just kidding, the guy is violent

I feel like being Aladdin
So I rub your buttocks
Just kidding, you have nothing, you're so flat
At the beach, I could even use you as a surfboard
Or even to iron jeans

I never did reggaeton, this is weird for me
But you know what? I don't give a damn, I'll do it anyway
Just kidding, I'm parodying as I speak
It's like I'm talking to you on the other side

Dude, who does that to you? I swear I love myself
And I love myself because I'm a failure
Add some black and white, editor slave
With a cry like that, I seem down

I'm afraid of the monster, and of the cow Lola
I hate cakes, and the pasta frola
I swear, the uncle doesn't rape me
Because it's not rape if I let it happen now

Do you want my money? Suck it, I'll make it short
Did you drink bleach? I don't give a damn
Just kidding, like the seen messages you sent me
Wow, to hit on you, I have to give you the moon or Mars
I'm not an alien, I'm not a mutant or disgusting, nah

Hey, relax
It's not that I'm ugly, I'm just hard to look at
Don't look at me anymore
It will hurt you
Screw you, I warned you

Do you like my sneakers? I hope so because they're imported
Nah, just kidding, I bought them at the flea market
I can't even afford the pudding

I'm going to tell you a really crazy story
It's about a lover who is in a complicated situation
A cucumber and a little butt in love
Imagine how that ended
I won't tell you more because then you'll be traumatized
And then it's my fault, don't be a jerk

Once a Chinese guy called me a fool
And I said: Open a supermarket
Buy some foam rubber
Blow out the candle
Like a skull
Do I lick the sidewalk?

I'll have a lettuce for lunch
I always talk about food, I need help
I'll control all my fat
No, I can't, bring me a croissant now
Hey oompa loompa, don't kick
The caterpillars, how violent!

I'll take a shower, that could be
In the meantime, olé
(I know I smell like manure, but sweat is good)
Bet you can't catch me! Just kidding, they used to play tag
That doesn't rhyme much but suck it
And shut up like Mr. Bean

I have them frozen
Your grandma, your little cousin, and your sister
Nah, really shady, I swear I didn't do anything
I'm telling you the truth, trust me seven to seven
Oh yes, cannelloni, cannelloni, cannelloni

Claudio Roldán
Ants (the minors)
Dablio eskere mode (that's how it is, I swear)