Besame Remix (Bhavi, Seven Kayne, Milo J, Ysy A, Tiago Pzk, Khea, Neo Pistea) (Parodia Oficial)

Why does a Bolivian always sell fruit?
Is it a coincidence or are they planning something?
Stop it, daddy, don't hit me
That excites me more than it hurts

Weigh, weigh my dick
I don't know if you knew that
That football is similar to table football
Great data, bro

There is a ladybug on the window
I shouted it loud to see if they heard me
And I forgot that the neighbor is a pain
I jumped into the well, alone and face down

I'm going to die, my sister's shell
If my head explodes by tomorrow
Tell my mother that her son loves her
Ah, really high drama

Sometimes I go cross-eyed, man
With me you are protected, hey
Because with one eye I see, hey
And with the other one I watch, hey

Then they can't steal from you
And you can keep your money
Unless there is a pack
Blacker than Obama, they chase you and catch you without escape

I've been wanting a toast for a long time
I put it on the grill, it was all burnt
It's all stuck, nothing comes out
I fail at everything, that's why now

I never fall in love, but I saw you
And my chot* stopped, sorry, I control myself
I got lost and then I complain that I'm alone
It's very easy to suck, it sounded really bad, just in case, no homo

Leave-leave me the alcohol
It's mine, let it go, you bastard
I give Ron a sip of rum alone
I want nougat

My girlfriend behaves badly
Because she scratched my dick with her nails
I won't do them to you anymore
May God bless you, because you screwed me up

She even got angry
He blamed me and didn't want to give me the butts
The eggplant bleeds me
Guacho, I have a pain in the ass

I was having a really bad time, the alarm went off
From the emergency, I touch a bald spot
I speak without speaking, zero consciousness
I don't understand my verse, I'm a plant

What's up with the filling?
What do I throw at the bars?
I got really drunk, drinking a Fanta
My body is made of excrement (oh-oh-oh-oh)

I'm Dora the Explorer-drug, but worse
I was taking care of a lady and I lost her
He took a vehicle and escaped from me
If anyone finds it, please send the location
He has a poncho and a bruise on his eye, it wasn't me

Believe me, believe me
I didn't break his face this time
Only once because it made me polenta
And I said to him: Crazy, and I didn't know what to do

Why do I clarify it if it gets dark afterwards?
I gave myself away, I'm going to hell
Maybe I'll die if I open my eyes
I make them teary and act a little tender, oh-oh-oh

Take-take me to prison
I can't stand the pressure
I also want to grab the soap
Better not, oh-oh-oh

Friend, a man died yesterday
So I went as an intruder to see
And I laughed, I really screwed up
It wasn't stupid, I was uncomfortable

And you waited for me, baby, eh-eh
She plays tough and challenges me, ah
The one who doesn't kiss me and doesn't look at me, ah
But he comes home and forgets, ooh-uh-uh

It is only motivated by attitude
It climbs up on me like a loop
A devil mood

What are you flashing, YSY?
You had to appear on the remix
Not in this shitty parody
And on top of that you really screwed up the entry

I don't forgive you, fool, you owe me
Cook me those gnocchi
Come on, fatso, they come out delicious
Let's not ignore each other

Hey, Andrés came to me
It's the end of the month, if I'm not a woman
How can this be? I can't understand
Why did I bleed? Maybe I'm an alien, yeah-yeah

Whistle, ah-ah-ah
Oh, slowly
I think about it and I get excited
I'm already wet, the drool came off me

I want the little one inside the little one
Avocado in the stew is exquisite
From the boneless one I'll get cheese for you
I'm bathing with pigs, always in the countryside

When you spoke to me, I almost vomited
Flies raise you as their baby
You give off a perfume that is impossible to smell
You're like your old lady after running, baby

I also dreamed about her yesterday
But you can't say what we did
Out of respect for you
I'll just say number 69

Give my grandfather some medicine, he's having convulsions
I want to see the Rambo movie
I got carried away, I accidentally touched myself
And I finished more than three seconds

It's very long, I left
Towards a tree over there
Hold my dick, I don't know
Peeing alone

Derra-I spilled the cook
I'm going to Moe's Tavern
To forget that my uncle gave me
And I liked it