Bufón

Someone dyed me, how did this happen
I had black hair and I don’t know who messed it up
It’s obvious that your wart already won me over, it conquered me
They’ll say I made a mess, but it was brown!

Wou, wou, wou, no one violates the violator!
No, no, no, closed down Mou's tavern!
Doh, doh, doh, the air got thin, my breathing's failing
Run, here comes the big-nosed guy!
Me, me, me, I’m poked!

Where are all those containers, where’d you take the meat?
The fucking hell of your mother, why was she getting mad?
They don’t pay me for the partner, that’s why I’m starving
That dog better not bark at me, or I’ll piss myself

Jacket! To go outside, or my nipples will freeze
Now I prefer the pear one more, if you sleep, your wallet’s gone!
Homemade!

The food my grandma makes
Don’t die!
She put poison in it, the old beast
Don’t want it!

Don’t tell me I’m not a jungle monkey
Because even if they deny it, I’m climbing that palm tree
Someone aborted and there was a big problem
So here’s my take on this situation

Don’t fuck and that’s it, the fucking hell that birthed you, or use a condom
Sorry folks, I slipped (wee)
Fuck him who reads it!
Go, go, go!, I don’t know what 2+2 is!

Four, four, four, your jump will cause a tremor!
Wow, wow, wow, don’t kiss him, please
If he bites you, it’s over
Run, he’ll eat you up!
I, I, I’ll gobble you up!

They saw me as a teenager
But I still have nudes
To show the people on YouTube
A soapy little butt, don’t rush!

Don’t be scared, it won’t hurt
I’ll just spread your cheeks
Like the waters of Moses
If you don’t want to, that’s fine, what can I do?
If no one loves me anymore, I just have to eat

Chew (flan, flan, flan)
If you throw the stone, I’ll give you (plah, plah)
A whip on the left thigh (plaf, plaf, plaf)
That’s how your mom’s footsteps sound!
And she has the feet of a trucker!

I don’t have a bed, I don’t have a bed
I sleep outside because they won’t let me in my house
If I found branches where vines hang
At least for a while, I’d flash being like Tarzan

What are you looking at? What am I looking at? Dude, don’t shake me up
Ah, I didn’t say anything, don’t bother me!
I’d better take off so you don’t rob me
Like she stole my heart when I always loved her

Someone lit a huge joint
And now the planet’s really crazy and didn’t share
Ah, it makes me sick even the smoke from the barbecue
Ah, Paulo

To make it rhyme, I changed the accent (when) my voice got tired!
Wos, wos, wos, I know you’ll be the champion
I, I, I, read the future in a ball
No, no, no, the big mouth and the big nose are going to face off
The end of the world has already arrived.