Chica Paranormal (Parodia)

I'm really scared and it's increasing
I don't know if I'm alone in this house
What I do know is that I've wet myself
Because I feel there's something terrible

Your sister's pussy!
Don't scare me like that, damn ghost
This house is full of specters
I've been clenching my butt for a while
B-but bring me the shovel
Is it a garfish or a frog?
It looks more like a sleeping toad
Shit, I got scared by a doll!

What would be paranormal
Is if you drink milk with salt
It would also be weird if she wants to kiss me
But don't remind me because I'll cry
Damn, now I'm feeling sad
Oh, why did it turn bad? Xd
I'm not gonna look back
Because Uncle Juan will be there

I'm not gonna do my homework
I'm already a rebel boy
If I want, I'll leave on Sunday
And steal a lollipop from a kid
I don't want to play hide and seek because you'll touch me
True, I'm not playing with your mother

It's full of spiders
I got bitten and turned into Batman
Oh, it's not true, I'm so tripping
Do you think your hair scares me?

B-but don't act tough
Or I'll throw a Spirit Bomb at you
Puff, on top of that, you have bad breath
Dude, did you eat a dead person?

Who would've thought, I'd drink a drink with ice
The closure one day, I'd close it and grab my balls
They'll swell like my face
And my pants are tight now
They told me you don't let go of Manuela
And

I checked your history
And I just got traumatized
It's not that there was porn searched
But there was something more lethal, something supernatural
With what you touch yourself
You searched for Yao Cabrera
Ehh

Are you stupid or were you born from the ass?!
I better not start beef or moles will comment
Let's start fighting
Who do you think you are, tough guy?
I can do handstands

I think a storm is coming
My eyes have never seen anything like this
Could it be the end of the world for us?
If the jet and the big nose don't exist
At least that's what you thought
There's nothing mysterious here xd
I know this part isn't entertaining
But I had to fill this

Hello, everything good Susana? (7 days)
WTF!, who's talking?
Better hang up the phone
And slowly start leaving