El Rap Del Demente (Parodia Oficial)

Hey hey, come here with me
If I talk to G, I get a fat, handsome, greasy guy
I’m way too scared, I had to admit it
Where’s that wind coming from? It’s blowing my wig off
Dolphin, mandrill, this time I didn’t eat
I wanted a sock so I wouldn’t have to wash my hands
But what I asked for never came to an end
I’m left with the option to wait for the Three Kings
And now I’m gonna sit down, better yet, I’ll stand up
The chair’s more comfy, but someone’s gonna get mad
Boffe’s already giving me the stink eye, well, chill out a bit
If I could do it, don’t doubt me, come join us
If people wanna fight, defend yourself quick
Get in with their mom, and that’s it, you shut them up
Is the bite good? Give me some, don’t be mean
Asshole, you didn’t give me any, hope it weighs you down
And if the uncle’s watching, I’d run if I were you
You wouldn’t want all my experience
The pimple’s alive, the fridge has AIDS
I wanted to see what they felt for a science project

Kill the elf, who’s got the bug spray?
I meant to say repellent, dude, I’m super smart
You’re lying, I never stole your glasses
I steal stronger stuff, your virginity, anally

Alright, dude, there’s no more mystery
Pedrangie is real, so Mateban is too, bro
Yeah, you wanted it, or at least I thought you did
Want my spit? Go find your dad on the corner
I’d never do drugs 'cause they wouldn’t do me good
I can’t take it anymore, I can’t take it anymore, give me my monthly dose
I’ll start playing bass and become the Chaqueño Palavecino
He’s a genius, and for the neighbor, this prize
Argentinian YouTubers won’t stop getting called out
I wanna be in line, don’t leave me behind
And call me a hitter, rapist, or that I touch girls
Ah, what a dumbass, don’t mess with that, Esteban
That’s not something to mess with, things are really messed up
Messed up as hell to mess with beans (?
What did I say? I don’t know, bro, but now I want polenta
I want a lot of things like your 80-year-old grandma
What’s happening to my mind? It’s suddenly gone crazy
What if I become a believer? Praise the Lord
"Christ Mode" forever, and if the haters laugh at me
With one kick, I’ll put them in hawk mode

But brush your teeth frequently
Why do I give advice to people?
Oh right, I was an influencer
Hey, I gotta tell you something urgent in the next line
The parody’s over, see you later
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah xd