KHEA - Ayer Me Llamo Mi Ex (Parodia Oficial)

(Yeh) (yeh) (yeh)
(Khea) (kheaces)
(I'm a fail)

(Yeh) (yesterday I was high)
(And I saw a purple panda)
(Yesterday I was high)
(And I saw a panda...)

Yesterday my fish died
I left it without food and when I saw it, it was dead
I won't lie, I forget about those things
I imagine when one day I have a kid
If they wait for me, they'll end up malnourished

But in reality, I won't be able to
Because I won't get a woman pregnant
Because I'm a virgin
And I think I'll die like that

Yesterday I ate a cake
I ate it with great desire
But it was expired
What a son of a gun who sold it to me

I'm going to his house to confront him for being so daring
But before I go, please come with me

Because he's 1'93 tall
If he catches me alone, he'll beat me
Although now that I think about it
It wouldn't be bad

Do you remember, grandpa
When we buried you
You were missing some hairs
But the worms didn't

Grandma used to come to steal your flock
We punched her and she fainted for a couple of years

And when she woke up, she said to us
Ñiañañañiañaño
She couldn't speak
Because her lip was bleeding

She went to the hospital
Because she was limping
But the doctor
Reduced her size

Cra cra pra!
Ra ca ta caa!!
He cut off her legs
But she could still walk
Let's change the subject
That left me traumatized
Just kidding, I'm a man
But I feel like a lady

Your mom called me because the food was ready
Like a woman, she was always in the kitchen
Don't cancel me!! It's a joke, a lie
I just filled in with some nonsense, yeh

Yeh eh eh eh
Damn whoever says yes in English
Yes yes yes yes
It's your birthday, I gave myself to you

Yeh eh eh eh
My sugar has a bit of coffee
Yeh eh eh eh
I didn't calculate

Dude, don't tell me
They told me I'm adopted
And I wasn't wanted
And I have like a thousand lost parents out there

I'm Pinocchio
I'm made of several sticks
Because mommy
Liked little sticks

I don't want bread anymore, because I drew
And with the crumbs, I erased the pencil
If you do that, I don't know what might happen

There's a T-Rex
In my backyard but everyone thinks I'm delusional
They laughed at me, what I say isn't funny
You'll see that with him, we'll be best friends
And I'll tell him to step on you for being a jerk

I want to go poop but I'll hold it
I know I'll finish this song
And if I don't make it
Well, at least I tried

I'm going to take out the big head
Maybe thinking out loud
But I'm not looking for a relationship
Just that you're in my imagination

In my drawer
I want them to stick Dragon Ball and Pocoyo stickers
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh

Yeh eh eh eh
I don't cut my toenails
Yeh eh eh eh
That's why I wear size 46

Yeh eh eh eh
I snorted the chalk from the blackboard
Yeh eh eh eh
So Duracell

Yesterday I found 10 pesos
Although it's not even enough to buy an ice cream
But I didn't give up
And kept looking at the ground

After searching so much
I found a fallen dollar
So there
I bought Grido's shop

But it's not my fault if you lose it
You fell asleep, daddy, don't complain
That's how the street works
And you know it

(Well, totally ghostly)
(I mean, I mean, zaramay)