MILO J || BZRP Music Sessions #57 (Parodia)

I wanna go fishing, yeah
Step on the bread, I'll sell you a raffle
Buy it, don't be a jerk
Come on, you might win a lollipop

If you don't want to, that's fine
I'll spit on you
You can't complain
Because I warned you

It terrifies me to see a worm
I have thick skin on my feet
It seems like Mati loves all the d*ck
Today I'm going to the zoo because they told me there are giraffes

I must find out if they feel pain when they drink water
I caressed the bald neighbor's head
I heard it brings luck if I do it
And now your head won't be spared

A fan jumped on me like Sportacus in Lazy Town
I managed to escape because there was a shadow on the block
I camouflaged myself, I'm a boss, I'm really cool
But then a bum coughed on me and I felt tickles on my butt

Who thought I was Justin?
It's true, even after sniffing glue
I'm here because there's no budget and I'm cheap
I light up with a mate

I thank my grandma who passed away
And left the plants watered
Now they'll hold up for a couple of months
I don't brush my teeth

Your fatness crushes me between the armpit
It's dirty, if it has AIDS I like it
I cover it with the basket, zero hater
Without seeing and boom!

I'm with diapers and the poop abounds
No wonder they don't invite me anymore when they get together
If a zombie smelled me, it would turn back to the grave
He he

Today I'm not going to the club because I broke the thong string
It will show because I want to wear a miniskirt
I don't know how to sew, so the joke takes a while or gets stuck
Because I'm a man, but don't tell when I go out, yeah

I don't tell you how I feel on my birthday
But I know I end up with cream on my lips
As a kid, I always wanted to eat a Kinder egg
And now I suck balls like I'm the agar. Io

I throw myself into the penalty pretending for you to collect it
I hope you give me a yellow card where the light doesn't shine
That's why I play with dolls now
The Barbies are so fancy

But they told me the movie is a scam
That girlfriends caught on in silence
To dress the boyfriend in pink
And let their friends see that

I don't give myself away, but I couldn't either
Because I don't have a girl anymore
Even though I bump into the horns
Ma'am, you have to let me know if you have lice

Because the hairs from my *ss went straight in
If it burns to clean with talcum powder
Not even scratching will prevent excessive bleeding
I know I'm young, but I'm the leader of a band

Mom scolded me because I didn't wake up to the alarm
But that's in the past and if I want I'll roast Dalas
I don't know if his face is deformed or if he ate a palm
I don't drink alcohol, but they always make me the bartender

I must respect your sister who's really hot
I always thought the queers were the ones with beards
They told me to play Counter, but version 2 doesn't work for me
I feel a great pain because my uncle gets hard around my cousin

I'm not going to be jealous, I prefer to let karma act
I passed out while drinking a Fanta
Because I was going to stop being poor
Since there was a promotion on the cap