Tumbando El Club (Remix) (Parodia)

[Esteban]
And now everyone asks for milfs, how daring and mischievous
It could be your mother or father depending on the occasion
Maybe you'll get one with more bulge than me

What a big sausage, dude
What a big sausage, dude
What a big sausage, dude
What a big sausage, dude

Legalize necrophilia, it will be law

So shady, dude
So shady, gay

I forgot the cardboard and had to give an oral today

[Boffe GP]
The most handsome dude in the league enters
I drive your cousin crazy, she looks for me even in the neighbor
They always whistle at me on the street
The dogs pamper my foot

I don't want to be so pretty anymore, being so divine affects me

Throw dirt at me, seriously, so my face looks really ugly
So good, fish tank, the one your mom gave me on Christmas Eve
What a shame, it closes, the kiosk across the street and I didn't buy mate
Your aunt spies on me, when I shower I hear her breathing

[Agustín de La O]
It's not your aunt, it was me, my buddy
Because one day through the window, I saw something hairy
And inside I felt like I kinda liked it
I don't want blondes anymore, just blond guys who really like sugar
To play together, but if he beats me, I'll kill him
So aggressive, if I keep going like this, I'll never get a husband in my life
Although if I kidnap him, he could be mine
Great idea, buddy

But then how do I pay the bail when I'm in prison?
Forget it, I'll look for the soap

[Esteban's Brother]
Frank and banana were my lunch when I went to kindergarten
I bought ten tractors, I fly planes, I never touched my cousin
My phrases are understood if you speak Guarani, also in Latin, Pakistan and Mandingo
Use Google if you want to translate
And the hamster sometimes turns into a bunny

I drank like ten liters of milk
The Fifth Step gives you nitro
Mufasa saw me in a sunga and thong
After that, he left me on read

And he took the key to my home
Damn, how am I going to get in now?
If I enter through the window, I'll break the glass
I better sleep on the sidewalk and that's it!

[Re Provinciana]
The cops are looking for me, because I stole a toy
And not the ones from Toy Story, I'll let you guess
Sometimes I fall in love with any guy
But they always put me in the friendzone
The saddest thing of all is that it reached you
Because I know very well that it happened to you too
Let's all cry together in a corner
So shady, it was getting bad in this song

Purple looks a lot like dark purple
It's like Coca Cola with Manaos
I hit and broke that damn finger
I always bump it into everything I see
I'm clumsy, I know, Neo told me
I don't go into the sea because I get seasick

Raid, raid
I threw it at the cockroach
Oh, oh
It keeps moving, enough!
Fly, fly
It flies because it pooped

I'll never wet my head
Because then my hair will wear out

[Esteban]
And now everyone is peeing themselves
Dude, how dirty they are
At least let me lick your pants a bit
I don't know about you, but I find it funny to say ping pong

Say ping pong, dude
Ping pong ping pong
He's drunk, dude
He's mammoth, dude

Growing up is for fruits so shut up

[Lauti Vera]
Tudadodho, yeah
Tudadodho, yeah
If you already know I don't modulate, stop bothering

Heal, your hand, for everything you've touched
Let's climb that tree, like crazy monkeys

The months go by
My d
c doesn't grow

(We break the taxi, yeah, for having the price raised)

We f
c, and then we leave, but make sure it's lubricated
We polish, your shoes, Pepe Argento taught me

My mouth hurts, what happened to me?
Oh right, because I was jawing

Bat, bad, get out of my house or I'll blend you

[FranMG]
I'm the king of all ponies
I like silver and also money
So shady, my English is a one
Dude, what a downer, my sausage shrunk

Because of the cold in the atmosphere that gives us the a
c
I'm going to touch myself to warm up
I'm a reptilian that sneaks among people
Looking for the moment to attack the opponent

Dude, did you greet me?
I didn't see you, I see like sh
t
But I prefer it that way, because I saw you once and got traumatized forever

If you want drugs, I have them in the closet
But you're healthy because you're a loser
So don't call me at twelve
I'm with your mom in some pose

[Nico Voutrinas]
Hello people, how are you?
All good? I'm glad, dude
I'm not Spanish but I do it anyway
Because I felt like it, and what's wrong with that?

I fell in love with Hannah Montana
With Becky G, and also with your sister
I need to kiss a lady, I'm in abstinence
I want drool already (Oh yeah!)

In school, I used to throw the pen at you
And I played with Hot Wheels
I learned that from my neighborhood
Which is really dangerous if they made me like this
Be careful with me because I live here, otherwise you won't get out
Because I tie you in the basement, bro, without water and then I kiss you until you die

[Niko Bizarro]
I keep barking and keep biting you, I'm bad
Woof, woof, woof, woof
I love Piñón Fijo and I love it when they sing Chuchu ua wa woof
Flour is inhaled through the a
c
It reaches the stomach and becomes pudding
Then you vomit it in a bowl and it's ready to serve

I bought a robot, it came from Japan and shakes the booty, to, to
You touched my a
c
, and it's dirty, how disgusting, ew, ew, ew, ah

Someone, don't want to come adopt me?
I don't feel like working
If you want, I can iron your socks
But then don't ask me for anything else

[PedritoVM]
And I arrive at the party with a lot of excitement
People look at me and shout 'Big ears!'
Damn you, at least I don't pay for the plane
Because I fly for free when I get momentum

I think the liquor hit me
Guys, don't drink alcohol
Just Arcor juice

I love the taste of pus
It's similar to yogurt
I'm scared if there's no light
That Winnie the Pooh will come

If mouths don't rotate, and rocks don't float
Why are you surprised, if she never pays attention to you?

I don't wash my hair with shampoo, I prefer tuna
A ghost booed me
But I brought the cross

I'm so stupid, it shows
The ball doesn't go in
And if I don't score that
Imagine the other thing

[Esteban]
(Bastard!)

Why do I look bad in documents?
I have a photo where I look like a criminal

(YouPorn!)

I didn't mean to search for that
But it's not my fault if it appears in the history

(Bruce Lee!)

He kicked my incense burner
He got really mad because it had a medicinal aroma
Why do I care about your problems? Seriously
If I already have mine, for example, breathing

What?
Sometimes I don't rhyme but I don't care like your goats do
What a skunk smell, your date passed and now you're expired
I'll never ride a longboard again
Last time I almost broke a bone

Although I would have really liked it, bro
Because the doctor who treats me wants to grab my di-

(BEEP)

Thanks for putting the beep
I went overboard, sorry
I don't know if you noticed the whole situation
That now I'm not a trapper but my team knocked down YouTube

Knocked down YouTube, dude
Knocked down YouTube, dude
Knocked down YouTube, dude
Knocked down YouTube, dude

So shady, I say it because it sounds good

If you liked it, hey
The big parody, dude

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