Politicamente Correcto

All my girls got cash and fillers
I don’t hang with broke-ass bitches
I’m the one swinging, they’re the pitchers
It’s the 21st century, damn macho clichés

I’ve got a politically correct harem
Approved by Andrés Manuel and the damn parliament
I’m not lying, they choose me, I just have to show up
I listen way more, oh yeah! If it’s about stories

I always say if they like how I talk
If they want to eat, I choose, even if it takes time
I make a really good coffee, and if you don’t like it, I’ll make it again
If you don’t like it, I’ll make it again, if you don’t like it, I’ll make it again

10% of what I say isn’t real
I’m the guy with the lowest lie rate
Nothing I do I actually like in reality
But it keeps me dressed sharp and eating K-tiras

I schedule dinner at 8, tell you it’s at 7
And I show up in an Uber at 6, 'cause your 5 takes two hours
For dessert, I give it to you in 4 in your 4x4, and even if it’s still 3
And I don’t understand, I don’t flinch, man

I hate FIFA, Call of Duty, and the internet
I’m all about skin care, glitter nails, and Cabernet
I love salads with fucking Gruyère cheese
And I only follow you on social media, which I’ll soon close

I never greet with a kiss, I don’t even say hi
If another girl approaches me, I’ll put her in a judo lock
If some dude comes up to you, you know I go silent
And I always respond really well, damn
Look, I mean, I respond well, even if the question’s a trick, right?

And even if I never fail you, I’m only yours
Even if I always show up late, doesn’t matter if I’m hungover
And even after, I swear for sure
That if I bore you, you can squeeze another one dry

They are perfect
They are perfect
The super boyfriends

They are perfect
They are perfect
The super boyfriends

I don’t have a girlfriend, I have 5, I don’t follow trends
They give me orders, and I belong to all of them
We’re all compatible signs, 2 the conscious, 3 the sensitive

Sometimes at night sitting under the lamp
Asking why Barbara hasn’t shown up
Today she’s late and she comes with flowers
And coincidentally with some new followers

Well, I won’t overthink why it usually ends badly
She knows if she wants, she can tell me
I cook for the 4 like a guest
And in bed, I eat them up like a guest

I have a strong character and I love being pampered
And even if I say no, I want you to pay the bill
Mindset to pull strings to my liking
And one to not have more
And take you to bed so you sweat
I’ll always be right, no matter how much you doubt
And with you, I change a lot of attitudes
So I don’t respond when I greet another

Bye

They are perfect
They are perfect
The boyfriends

They are perfect
They are perfect
The boyfriends