Politicamente Correcto

All my women have cash and fillers
I don't hang out with Broke Ass Bitches
I put the bat on them, they are more of a pitcher
It's the 21st century, you fucking macho clichés

I have a politically correct harem
Approved by Andrés Manuel and the same parliament
I'm not lying, they choose me because just by looking at me I convince them
I hear a lot more and more! When it comes to stories

I always say yes to everything, they like the way I convert
If you want to eat, I choose, even if it takes me time
I prepare a very rich coffee and if you don't like it I'll repeat it
If you don't like it I'll repeat it, if you don't like it I'll repeat it

10% of what I say is not real
I am the man with the lowest rate of lies
I don't really like anything I do
But he has me dressed up and eating K-strips

I'm scheduling dinner at 8, I'm telling you it's at 7
And I arrive by Uber at 6 because two hours last your 5
For dessert I'll give you a 4 in your 4x4 and even if it's still 3
And I don't understand, I don't respond

I hate FIFA, Call of Duty, and the internet
I love skin care, glitter nails and Cabernet
I love salads with fucking Gruyere cheese
And I only follow you on social networks that I will soon close

I never greet with a kiss, in fact I don't even greet
If another female touches me, I'll give her a judo hold
If some guys come near you, you know I go mute
And I always respond very well, damn

Look, I mean, I'll answer you correctly, even if the question is tricky, right?

And even though I never fail you, you know that I am only yours
Even though I always arrive on time, it doesn't matter that I'm hungover
And yet after all I swear to you for sure
If I bore you because of that, you can get the most out of someone else

They are perfect
They are perfect
The Super-boyfriends

They are perfect
They are perfect
The Super-boyfriends

I don't have a girlfriend, I have 5 because I don't follow trends
They command me and I belong to all of them
We are all compatible signs
2 the conscious 3 the sensitive

Sometimes at night sitting under the lamp
Wondering so much why Barbara hasn't arrived
Today I'm late and I'm also coming with flowers
And by chance with some new followers

Well, I won't think badly or anything else because then it tastes terrible
She knows that if she wants she can tell me
I cook for the 4 of them but since they eat salt
And in bed I eat them all like a diner

I have a strong character and I love being pampered
And even if I say no, I still want you to pay the bill
String-pulling mentality convinced me
And a skill to not have more penance

And take you to bed to sweat
I will always be right no matter how much you doubt
And with you a lot of change in attitudes
So I don't respond when I greet someone else

Bye

They are perfect
They are perfect
The Super-boyfriends

They are perfect
They are perfect
The Super-boyfriends