Boca no Birimbas

People, I can't take the pressure of this damn school anymore
Seriously, that jerk Eduardo
Spreading rumors about me, that I tried to suck my own dick
Some nonsense
And Jessica left me because of him
We can't have bangs nowadays, you know?
We can't be sad, there's already
A handful to say: He's a faggot

So what if I wear makeup?
I'll ban you from my Face
And even from Orkut
You discarded my love
Made my life a horror
Go fuck yourself
Jessica from the second year!

I don't suck dick
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
All lies from Edu

Oh, you haven't heard the rumors yet?
You must be really lost then
Yeah, so, actually, what happened

I had a semi-hard dick
Trying to give myself a blowjob
But I can't even reach the tip of my dick
And there I was with my dick in hand
Dick almost in the goal
It was almost in my mouth
And that's when my mom walked in

Mom, close the door (I have my dick in hand)
What the hell is this? (The mattress is all sticky)
Don't tell dad (two rolls of paper)
I tried to suck my own dick and my mom walked in
Mom, close the door (I have my dick in hand)
What the hell is this? (The mattress is all sticky)
Don't tell dad (two rolls of paper)
I tried to suck my own dick and my mom walked in

And the story would end there
But the next day at school I find out
That my mom talked to Edu's mom

And I didn't try to suck my own dick
I don't know, damn, why did you tell?
And the worst part, I know, no one wants my good
Everyone at school knows, what's the deal? Leave me alone

Who sucks their own dick isn't gay!
Now I've confessed
I sucked my dick, I sucked my dick

People, this story is completely a joke, okay?
A fictional song
(No, no, he did suck)
Go fuck yourself, Eduardo, I didn't do that, man
I couldn't reach-
Oh, screwed up