Eu Odeio Os Minions

Hi, everything good?
No, no, it's not calm
I just wanted to send a little message
To Illumination Entertainment and Universal Pictures
Fuck off, with that damn movie
Alright? Those yellow things, shove it up your ass

Minions
Minions
Minions
Minions

I hate the minions
I can't stand the minions
I can't bear the minions
I'm going to kill the minions

My favorite villain (go fuck yourself)
Is the head of my dick (go fuck yourself)
When I decapitate with a scream (go fuck yourself)
The offspring of the anti-Christ (go fuck yourself)
And I even get excited
I perform a cursed ritual (go fuck yourself)
And resurrect these bastards (go fuck yourself)
Just to be able to shoot them again

Yellow things shouldn't have life
Except Simpsons, Asians, and passion fruit juice
Duck, SpongeBob, and a French fry
Taxi, smiley face, and scrambled eggs

Oops, I stepped in shit
No, it's the Minions' script
Sorry if you like it
But your brain is minimal

And I have a proposal
You with an exposed fracture
While I clean my ass
With the script of this crap

Deep down, I apologize
For the things I said
From the bottom of my heart
I didn't mean to offend the movie

But it's the only way for someone to accept me
I act disrespectfully for someone to admire me
And it's not about this movie, you know very well
But by the end of this letter, they'll lock me up in juvenile detention

And if I could, I would go back
To change what I said
But deep down, fuck it
I don't care how I feel

I hate the minions
I can't stand the minions
I can't bear the minions
I'm going to kill the minions

I hate the minions
I can't stand the minions
I can't bear the minions
I'm going to kill the minions

Here's the deal, Gru (Gru)
Take your spaceship and shove it up your ass
Your biggest plan is to steal the damn moon
But be careful walking on the street
Because I'm going to tear your ass apart

Pedophilia is a crime, everyone knows
Get your hands off those girls, you bald asshole
Go fuck your damn yellow monsters
While I hide a bomb in the old fool's ass

I can't stand this damn yellow shit anymore
So much color in a watercolor
They decided to wipe their ass with it
There's so much I hold back
But when I see minions
I vomit, and lose my senses

I'm going to rip off the heads
Of all these trash
Minion killer
I'll become a legend

And when you're seven feet under the granite
Then you can call me your favorite villain

I hate the minions
I can't stand the minions
I can't bear the minions
I've already killed the minions