Het Allahlied
Zak En As
The Allah Song
Alcohol is for the pagans
Allah keeps his sheep dry
Allah can drive well
Allah gets it up every time
Allah will heal this land
Allah is unstoppable
Allah is a supreme being
Allah calls the shots
Allah knows more about karate
Than our dear God
Allah has more salvation soldiers
Allah has more gas stations
Allah sanctifies tradition
No tampons and no condoms
Blunt axe for justice
That's how He keeps the scum in line
Allah demands men to marry
An organic bride
If you encounter one of Allah's women
Don't unwrap her
Pigs love Allah more
Because He doesn't like pigs
But Allah likes goat balls
Upon which Allah's blessing rests
Allah loves tolerance
That is, yours
But those who skinny dip on vacation
End up in Allah's hotpot
Allah loves religious freedom
That is, ours
But those who oppose Allah's law
Disappear in Allah's meat wagons
Stalin was an iron eater
Hitler wasn't bad either
Allah is even better
Allah said so Himself
Allah. Allah. Allah
