Las Tres Cosas de La Vida
Zambayonny
The Three Things of Life
Power, anguish and fried cakes; whores, debauchery and loneliness
shit, money and cough; fame, dick and cha cha cha.
Luck, work and transplanted; genius, coward and stutterer
wife, little house and bored; disposable, pretty and idiot.
You have to choose, my love, you can't have everything, if they fuck you they don't pay you, if they pay you you're already a whore, if you're a whore they defame you and immediately enjoy you, and they put you as an example when they talk about blowjobs, when someone says cat or when they talk about putting it.
Elegant, well-hung and unsewn; soda seller, family man and cheater
successful, asshole and good friend; smelly, independent and freeloader.
Immortal, impotent and pessimistic; sword swallower, pricked and winner
lame, intelligent and Peronist; fags, discreet and rock and roll.
You have to choose, my love, you can't have everything, if you don't drink a wine or smoke a joint, you're not uninhibited, funny, or turned on, however the next day you messed up your stomach, head and the food makes you vomit life.
Early riser, powerful and traitor; limp dick, musclehead and cell phone
sends part, pompous and oligarch; long hair, nice clothes, and always bad.
Bald, dick and french fries; anxious, cokehead and womanizer
Uruguayan, greengrocer and mentalist; fun, perverted and fart.
You have to choose, my love, you can't have everything, if you have a doll that kisses you and cooks for you, forget about other tits, other asses, other chicks, about your single plans that never really happened, even if you live a prisoner of believing the lie.
Alcoholic, friendly and manager; big head, well-known and badly fucked
hitter, illiterate and lucky; studious, never fucks and ill-born.
Bully, egg breaker and pretty girlfriend; chubby, intellectual and pacemaker
religious, powerful and claustrophobia; poor guy, very happy, and without an arm.
You have to choose, my love, you can't have everything, if you like the little party, you need some money, you get it by working, I already see you getting up early, yawning at twelve thirty, and the whores haven't even arrived, you go to bed early, you jerk off, you shower and tomorrow we'll tell you.
Idiot, know-it-all and Varsky fan; busted, interesting and secretive
unselfish, millionaire and super Nazi; very horny, dominated, and bathed.
Willing, talentless and convinced; fucks queens, sucks dick and nice handwriting
unhappy, healthy and good wines; fat faggot, Nobel Prize and with tits.
You have to choose, my love, you can't have everything, if you profile yourself as an artist and dream of the turntable, study something just in case the vocation gets screwed, it's full of ladies with degrees, with the title in their pussy rubbing your balls.