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Zambayonny
Famous from the Dick Downwards
Some want to have the circus set up between their legs
And go around selling crap to producers' cell phones
Others cry over dead old men in the middle of the street
Always overacting the trip to seek the spotlight
Some pay to be Al Pacino in the greengrocer for a day
And the next day they're not trusted and curse Argentina
Others tell a predictable script down to the sketch
So someone watches them while they suck and bite
I want to be famous, famous, but famous from the dick downwards
I work for it, I present my project in congress
I have no experience but I trust in the advances of science
Some want to smash their pussy against a tree
To make a buck to tell you the details
Some make a predictably crappy pilot
Going through channels losing their manners
Some shamelessly lie with Radiolandia in their hands
Saying so many names that someone answers
Others send a gift to any kind of premiere
Or screw the night watchman to see the sets
I want to be famous, famous, but famous from the dick downwards
I work for it, I present my project in congress
I have no experience but I trust in the advances of science
Some sacrifice their kids for a little piece of paper
A childhood on screen is a mother with a medal
Others want to smuggle drugs inside their silicones
To appear on a cover disguised as flight attendants
Others climb up giving opinions and come down dragging
In Stanislavski's acting classes the deal is made
Others take the gun and blow their brains out
Leaving letters explaining but nobody publishes them