Crônicas de Um Babaca, VOL.1

Hello, João? This is your conscience
Here I am with your sense of ridicule
And we want to give you a message
You don't answer, you don't talk to us anymore
When you hear this message (oh, what a joke, man) return
You're so damn stupid! (screw you, man!)

I stopped being an idiot, to become a jerk
That's probably why she's calling so much
It used to be movies, conversations, sushi
And now she just wants to keep hooking up with me!

And I answer when I want, not always in the mood to sleep with her
Usually I'm working (sorry, love)
Damn it, she loves me just because her friends are my fans (what a load of crap)

My dream is to be ignorant (normal)
To move on with life (but no, no, no)
I was born crazy, a jerk, thoughtful
(Cool, it's your problem, I told you to solve it, João!)
Time is passing, I'm getting old
My back hurts
And there are still some bills to pay
And this cough is still killing me

Nowadays, 1.8 horsepower
Heavier than your sister's damn nipples! (what the hell!)
Nowadays she listens to me to clear her conscience
Takes her damn medicine and vents on the couch (ouch)

Her brother hates me
My mother-in-law never liked me
(To make it clear, she was so fake!)
But she was never good at lying
She wanted a playboy
But had to swallow me!

And I see a bunch of guys
Acting like they're tough
When in reality they're good for nothing but getting high
Getting the girls, damn my buddy
Let's do rap and stop acting like we're hot shit, damn!

Being crazy is cheap
People get involved, get lost and don't see
I've seen several brothers
Leaving without realizing

I paid all the bills
And went out into the street
One day I'll have the courage to show up at your house
Leave you all naked, on fire
And tell you to your face that your friends are all sluts!

And they just hate me
Because I didn't stay with them
And when I tried to warn you
You believed them
And it caused a big mess, frenzy
You there, and me here
And that's why today I married the Moon, not you