CHERYL

They call me on the phone
An unknown number
I pick up on the second ring
And their voice sounds, catches me off guard
I ask for their name right away
Hello?
Hello, I'm Cheryl
We met several months ago at Cheryl
You seemed handsome to me, so I gave you my number
I like your music, I asked you for a photo
And one drink after another, and in the end, it led to something else
Something else?

Yeah, I can't believe you don't remember
Well, thinking about it, you were pretty wasted
Everyone knows that you're a party animal
But now don't come telling me you don't want to see me anymore
Listen, Maria
My name is Cheryl
Well, Cheryl
I think you're mistaken because I remember everything
You gave me your number but I didn't even write it down
Because I know that women like you
Will drain my bank account
And it happens to me so often
That I don't even trust anyone anymore, I'm honest
Maybe I have a bit of charm on the surface
But that's because I'm friendly
But I'm no saint