Mario Rap (con Cyclo)

I woke up every morning imagining your voice
You're like the flame that warms me in the void
There's nothing better than living life with your scent
The love I feel for you is what causes me pain
Just one kiss from you is my greatest goal
I'm a plumber but for you, I become a poet
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't promise you
I don't want money, not even to touch you
I just ask to be with you for the rest of my life
Let them look at us on the street and say what a united couple!
And I can't help but love
I swear your pipe will be the only place I'll go
So love me, princess, love me
I'll travel all over the Mushroom Kingdom
To be with you, to be your friend
Never leave me, I beg you on my knees

I prefer to be alone!
I don't need you by my side
I can, it's not a joke!
Please leave me, I beg you!
You stress me out, you overwhelm me
Find a princess in another castle
I can, it's not a joke!
So get out of my sight, damn you!

Princess, today my heart expresses itself
My lips close if they're not the ones kissing yours
You're my sun, my moon, my sea, my sky
My notebook, my pen, my love, I love you
Able to melt the coldest iceberg
Nothing will sink this ship
I trust, if my heart isn't yours, it's not mine either
I give you my love, my pride, my days with you
I want them to be with you, I can't just be your friend
I want to be something more and if I ask for something more
It's that you let me give you what I've never been able to
I could never look at you below your belly button
Our paths crossed, a ray of sunshine illuminated me and I continue
You're the reason I write today
I've always been second fiddle but Peach, I swear to you
From the heart, my only mission is a future with you

I prefer to be alone!
I don't need you by my side
I can, it's not a joke!
Please leave me, I beg you!
You stress me out, you overwhelm me
Find a princess in another castle
I can, it's not a joke!
So get out of my sight, damn you!

She'll never notice you, you're my brother, a second fiddle
I've saved the world several times, admit it... I'm the best!
You may be the tallest, but I'm the smartest
You'll end up crying in a puddle, I'll beat you in a blink and not visit
Luigi please... I'd cover that face
What's under your clothes? I bet it's just your skeleton
She's mine, I'll slap that mustache off you
If you want to keep your life, never touch her

Mario, I'm sorry, are you getting hard? You're not worth it in this movie
Peach doesn't want you, for women you're short, you're not up to par
Mario to daycare, you only know how to talk nonsense
You're not good at picking up girls, better 'shh' and clean my pipes
I would tell you I'd take the girl away, your effeminate brother
You're garbage, today I'd be the one to jump on Peach and her ass
I jump and jump higher and higher, Peach's ass and my d... Impact!
You better keep squashing mushrooms while my balls hit her tits

Guys stop right now, I don't want either of you
Damn it!