Mario vs Luigi
Zarcort
Mario vs Luigi
It's been so long together with you princess
I had forgotten your tenderness when you kiss
I want you to tell me everything you think
While I lean on your neck with a strawberry scent
Luckily I've finished with my brother Luigi
The annoying one, what it has cost
But it's worth it if I'm by your side
I know you love me as much as I love you
And I've thought that our baby will be named Mini Peach
I feel free, full of peace
I love this family so much, I will never leave
Tell me anything you want about me
I have plenty of room in my pipe to sleep
I can already imagine our life as old people
Taking care of the grandchildren, enjoying this aged wine
Nothing can bother us or make us angry
I have what I want and I just have to take care of it
Cyclo (Luigi)
Long time bro, I missed you
Don't talk to me, talk to the finger
The same one that went through his water
To be honest, I implanted the egg
I'm not moving from here no matter what you say
It's been a Mario Kart since I have a nigga face
So any girl that crosses, any girl I pick up
My name is Luigi the Fucking Boss, don't continue!
You lack level, sorry Mario bro
Nobody bought your mini pipe
You save princesses, but I'm the one who kisses them
Tell him, you're a prisoner of my love
Eat a mushroom to see if you grow
Go to Donkey Kong dude, you deserve it
If my source leaves out anyone, you vanish
Boo! I look at you and you disappear
I'm a pro who's going to finish you in a second
Your head will roll through all the worlds
I draw my rhyme, I fund your batteries
I pull your heels to see if you parade
Or see if you rise in height
Try to stay calm
You'll end up crushed again
By a heavy gorilla ass
Zarcort (Mario)
Luigi turn around, I want you to get into my life
I've finished with you once
What are you doing? God, why are you punishing me?
I have a family, it's better if you leave
If the princess prefers me
I don't want to kill you again, go away
The world is full of women
Cyclo (Luigi)
Peach loves me, I know it, she knows it
I won't let this end, not Selena nor Justin
We will be the key couple
Let's grab the mast
Let's take the love lip to other seas
I know it won't be easy
But together no one will separate us
Zarcort (Mario)
We're going to have a child and you're not even worth being a godfather
Tell Peach that you wouldn't be her partner
Even if you were drunk on wine
That's why I ask you to take the door and not come back
Not even to ask us for money
I'll be the first to open your ass
With my plumber's key
Cyclo (Luigi)
Open my ass, I'll open your temple
Like I did with your mushroom to make a bra
For my woman, that is Peach
Shut your mouth stop spitting
This adventure is not over
That child is about to come out
And I swear, for the Mushroom Kingdom
That I will be the father, okay bitch?
Zarcort (Mario)
It's impossible that this is your child
Because the princess loves me
Cyclo (Luigi)
She doesn't love you, she loves your coins
I'm sorry if this hurts you
Zarcort (Mario)
I can't stand you and you won't make me give up
Because I fight for love
Cyclo (Luigi)
You fight for all the love you want
The father of that child will be me