Minecraft Rap

Let's see, but what the hell am I doing playing this?
Okay!
I've been left alone in the middle of a lost island
Scared to death with no partner or food
Everything is square, full of trees and lakes
When night falls, a very heavy zombie chases me

I can punch trees down
I can mine stone with just my arms
I fall and hit my face hard
Then I eat some food and it's all good

I want stone, wood, metal, and diamonds
I want to get into a mine and start mining soon
I'm greedy and want to get very rich
I have over 50 pickaxes in my inventory

I talk to myself all day, I never shut up
I burned down a friend's house and said it was lightning
I make the same mistake over and over
This happens to me for playing with TNT

I'm used to seeing flying cows
To getting shot with an arrow while walking
To some asshole stealing my crops
To getting kicked off the server for no reason

I've been playing so much that I'm starting to go crazy
I had a heart attack when a creeper broke my wall
I don't even have the imagination to build a lighthouse
I copy the house of the one next to me

Who would have thought I'd play this game
I curse the day I decided to start
It has terrible graphics for sure
I complain a lot, but I can't stop playing