Missasinfonia Macro

Hey, I'm Missa
Welcome to my channel
The place where you'll find quality humor
Where I react to the things I buy
Innovative themes and I also do sponsorships
I'm crazy, I break phones all the time
I electrocute and torture myself with dozens of inventions
I experiment a lot and also fight aliens
Sometimes I rap and do shows with animals

I'm Chef Missancio and my rap is ready
With a culinary touch
The Iron Chef of this channel
I trained with Gordon Ramsay and that's how I created
The gourmet Maruchan and sandwich
Hey!
I can make pancakes with a little salami
Not even Willyrex will surpass this chef
I'll add flavor to your life, just ask Rola
I'm the one who cooks cecina in the Cool Kitchen

I'm the Wizard Magician and I push you with my magic
The supreme sorcerer who warns with importance
But if you don't give me a taco, I curse you
Like the African witch we witnessed

Hey, where do I get tacos from?
I'm in my room

Well, I curse you with millions of subs

Millions of subs?
That's not even bad

Now you'll have to upload videos

It's true
Nooooo!

Rob Boss
The most famous painter has arrived on this side
What the hell!
I'm the best you've come across
We paint masterpieces like Miguel Angel
Why are they dubbing me?
I'm a Spanish speaker
Be amazed by cool painting classes
Like the squirrel against Goku or the dinosaur that destroys
I painted the Mona Lisa, they say I look like Missa
But not at all, I'm a true artist

Come on, I'm on the beat
And I'm going to knife you for looking at me weird
Respect the neighborhood, don't talk bad about us
You're screwed, buddy, because I'm going to kill you
I drink my enemies' blood
Stabbing them with knives
I stalk you at night and when you're distracted
I don't care what you say or about justice

Hey you, hands up
Because this is the police

From the depths I shall emerge like a king
With fins, gills, skin, and the smell of fish
See?
With one sip, I undergo transformation
With the legendary power any God would desire
I'm Fishman, watch me swim
I'm sailing and sitting on the couch
I move to the fish's rhythm
I'm a much more handsome and buff Aquaman

I shine like the sun and my name is Luis Miguel
Although it's just an excuse because I bought the suit
I'm in this rap just for filler
And because Zigred ran out of characters

I'm a renowned scientist of science
With chemistry, physics skills, and patience
Doing experiments left and right
With flasks and jars from the store

Prrrr, prrrr, prrrr, prrrr
Prrrr, prrrr, prrrr, prrrr
I'm Missa the dove and I sneak into this theme
I'm a dove
And well, that's all

I land in the ring wearing my serious suit
I'll fight John Breakfast and also Rey Misterio
And the Golden Scorpion, although I like him
I don't care about the opponent, they'll definitely fall

After a tutorial from a lousy page
A flame ignited within me
From the square table
My destiny was forged
Now you have before you
The great Sir Misso
I defeat dragons and evil enemies
I make soup out of haters and drink them with Martians
It's better not to mess with this warrior
Because if it wasn't clear, I'm also a kballero