Gravity Falls Rap

What's happening a multidimensional portal has opened
Bill Cipher arrives to cause all kinds of torments
Time no longer matters as it has stopped
Existence is upside down and makes no sense

My uncle Ford and I see the change around
Every living being runs and avoids destruction
Salvation could be a cannon that shoots energy
But a fatal mistake would cost us dearly

Bill captures my uncle and turns him into stone
Blinded, I try to fight, but it's not enough
Cipher takes the three journals I had and burns them
While saying death awaits the hero

After that torment, I go in search of Mabel
But I run into Wendy, I couldn't believe it
I tell her everything and together we go to bring her back
But Bill already knew and releases his henchmen

We are cornered and captured to be handed over
But it won't be so easy for him to take us
We take Gideon's key from the lock
Where Mabel is in the dream he created

With a car, we head straight to the bubble
Dodging adversities as Wendy drives
We barely manage to arrive, but it was all in vain
As Gideon catches up and corners us again

Impossibility speaks and I convince Gideon
To stop being selfish and earn affection
From Mabel and help us in this fight
I thought he wouldn't help, but this time he listens

And without interruptions, we manage to remove those chains
Without knowing what's inside, we enter to go for her
Inside, there's nothing, it seems like an infinite void
But the ground collapses and takes us to a different world

All full of colors, joy abounds
But we trust nothing and continue the search
We locate Mabel, we go straight there
Because we know this is false and was created with Bill's magic

After fighting the guards, we manage to find her
It seems she's trapped, but that answer is wrong
As she wakes up and explains that she created this
Based on her suffering and detesting reality

She convinces Soos and Wendy to accept this world
That grants everything you want but is nauseating
I instill my idea in her, for her to wake up
And realize it's a dead world, it's an inert world

It's the fight for the salvation of the entire planet
We have to unite and defeat the threat
We won't accept anything or any condition
As we will end everything that is Weirdmageddon

It's the fight for the salvation of the entire planet
We have to unite and defeat the threat
We won't accept anything or any condition
As we will end everything that is Weirdmageddon

But he doesn't yield and accuses me of breaking the rules
Now I have to defend myself in the bizarre court
The only solution is to open my heart
So Mabel realizes this isn't the solution

I've succeeded, but now everyone is hunting us
Escaping seems impossible, they're everywhere
We get on the duck-mobile to get out of here
Mabelandia no longer exists, as we've put an end to it

Back in reality, we go to the shack
Inside, we hear suspicious sounds and strange voices
We burst in to face what's inside
Surprise, everyone is there, that was a great moment

I tell everything that happened and vice versa
It seems they've surrendered and hide like prey
Stalked, this can't be, we have to attack
Guided by some kind of plan

And we set it in motion with the help of McKuget
Piece by piece, everyone is outside following the search
Putting everything together in one piece
Since this is going to be a huge puzzle

After hard work, everything is finished
We review the plan to avoid mistakes
We finally face Cipher to start the battle
But he sends his minions, I don't think he underestimates

One by one, without many problems, we defeat them
Let's continue with the main objective, now walking
Bill Cipher has arrived, but it's not important
But to create a distraction and head towards

The pyramid in the air and rescue Uncle Ford
He is the only solution to end Weirdmageddon
After thawing, we continue with the plan
And he tells us how to perform the ritual we need

It's the union of 10 people to perform
The spell that has to seal Cipher
But a problem between my uncles causes this to fail
And the loss of time causes Cipher to arrive

He locks us up and traps Uncle Stan and Uncle Ford
To enter their minds and see their thoughts
But a mistake allows us to escape
It's in vain, as he captures us again

As a consequence, a deal is made
For Bill to enter Uncle Ford's mind and get the information
But it's a trap and Cipher decides to accept
And without us realizing, Uncle Stan sacrifices himself

It's the fight for the salvation of the entire planet
We have to unite and defeat the threat
We won't accept anything or any condition
As we will end everything that is Weirdmageddon

It's the fight for the salvation of the entire planet
We have to unite and defeat the threat
We won't accept anything or any condition
As we will end everything that is Weirdmageddon

It's the fight for the salvation of the entire planet
We have to unite and defeat the threat
We won't accept anything or any condition
As we will end everything that is Weirdmageddon

It's the fight for the salvation of the entire planet
We have to unite and defeat the threat
We won't accept anything or any condition
As we will end everything that is Weirdmageddon

This Armageddon has ended, it's over
Everything destroyed is being rebuilt
But there was a detail that is very important
Uncle Stan, by destroying Bill, also lost his mind

There's a void we can't fill
He's here with us, but at the same time he's not
We try to recover all those memories
But it seems impossible, he insists he doesn't know us

What's the point of winning if we suffer a loss
So great that it feels like a heartbreak
Nothing will be the same from today and forever
We just have to continue and see what happens

Maybe there's hope when he sees the photo album
Looks at that book and remembers our faces
Indeed, he's regaining his memory
Of what he's experienced throughout his history

The next day, everything is settled, we're celebrating
And at the same time, we say goodbye to everyone we spent
Good times with, we're going to take
The departure from Gravity Falls, it's not an end

Everyone is present as we board the bus
Looking out the window, a warm light enters
I never thought I'd feel this from a distant town
And all that's left to say is: Until next summer