Jesucristo El Robot Del Futuro

Daddy, daddy is there something real I should believe in?
Of course, son, you must believe in Jesus Christ the robot of the future
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who defeats the evildoers with kisses and sweetness
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who solves problems with peace and love
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future, when your dog dies, call him, he'll heal it
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who solves problems with peace and love

Hello.. I'm Jesus Christ the robot of the future, I come from the year 10,000 to get you out of this mess, I don't tolerate violence or safe sex, if I catch you practicing, I use my proton ray

I perform multiple miracles, to entertain you, I throw parties in my room alone with altar boys, I am fair and understanding, and a very tender robot, if you sin you'll burn in hell

Oh!! It's the evil satanius 3000
Get ready to be massacred by my army of ladybugs
I'm in trouble, I must use my healing ray
Oh no!! He's healing them
Now you're normal

Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who defeats the evildoers with kisses and sweetness
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who solves problems with peace and love
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future, when your father hits you, he turns him into a turtle
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who solves problems with peace and love

If you get pregnant, you better have it, if you practice abortion I'll break your legs, better a child on earth even if unwanted, than a fetus in the trash and a harlot in sin
If you have faith in me, I'll give you peace in your life, if you're Jewish or Muslim I'll give you AIDS

Daddy, daddy I don't like Jesus Christ, he says very weird things, not cool
What do you mean not cool?

Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come (ahja)
Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven (wow he can rap) give us
Our daily bread, forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us (yeah)

Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who defeats the evildoers with kisses and sweetness
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future who solves problems with peace and love
Je-sus-christ
The robot of the future when a mosquito bites you, he scratches the bite
I'm Jesus Christ the robot of the future I come to save you, be free don't take drugs