Soy Friki

Hey, I’m Lucas Skywalker
I’m from the planet Dagobah and I’m your father
I love Minecraft, LOL, and World of Warcraft
I spend all day gaming, my life is awesome

Sports are for idiots who can’t enjoy
Watching Star Wars movies while you eat nonstop
I married an elf of incredible beauty
Her name is Alaxa and she lives in my right hand

I’ve got almost 300 real friends
Now I just need to get laid in real life
I love food but in moderation
I eat pizza and burgers and ham-flavored chips

I love to draw, my drawings are amazing
You’ll find them on Facebook, they’re super original
I dress up as my favorite manga character
And at geek conventions, I’m a hit with all the girls
'Cause I’m a super Jedi, a seducer, expert in love

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When I get home from class, I start to play
And when I finish playing, I start to play
A while back, I had a girlfriend online
She was really hot, but I never got to see her

When I close my eyes, I’m a hero from comics
But when I open them, I’m a fat, ugly virgin
But I don’t care, 'cause what really matters is fooling myself and traveling through
Some fake worlds that help me escape this torture called reality

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I caught Missingno in Pokémon Red
I have the Imperial March as my ringtone
Final Fantasy 7 is the best game ever
And I learned the choreography for the Fusion technique

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