Star Butterfly vs Ladybug. Torneo Universal Nerdcore

STAR
Let's go
I just got back from Mewni
I'm the most beloved girl at Disney
You should head to U.C. i
If you like that kitty who's so gay
Look at you
Your outfit is your future
Blood and tears in pure form
I assure you
That idiot doesn't know Adrien is the dark cat
I'm a princess
You should kneel
Even Ludo would be a better opponent
Are you Ladybug?
Of course, just the bug lady
Admit you're nobody
And that I'm gonna win this!
I'd rather hang with laser dogs
Or even stay in those classes
Than face a heroine who depends on Tikki for her phase
You like designing clothes?
Make one for your funeral!
This will show up in Paris
As "Ladybug is defeated by Star"

LADYBUG
Hey Star
Calm down, soon "STAR-AS" will go bad
When I remind you of your love for Marco, who's such a genius
Ah. No
Wait
Jacky is his ideal
And you try to love Tom because Marco
WILL NEVER DO IT!
Understand... You're nobody to him
He plays with you over and over
Immature princess. Just do your duty
Protect your people and drop your stupidity

Like your name
YOU'LL SEE STARS TODAY!
I'll defeat you in a beautiful way!
You make mistakes
Always on your missions
Me and my miraculous are perfect
It's ironic that there are hearts on your cheeks
Since you're a disaster when it comes to love
Your mom messed everything up by being strong!
She woke Eclipsa from her mu-death
Your dad's a crybaby who throws a party
If he doesn't have his wife/mom nearby
Today I'll be like Chat Noir
The lucky cat
That cuts your luck
And brings you an imminent end!

STAR
After this, they'll cancel you
Like the awesome anime version
But they left you with a bad design
And that disappoints the fans a lot
My dad is really good and pure of heart
And the one you love is the most sinister in your series
Ladybug!
Ladybug down!
You bring down the good of Paris
Today your luck runs out against my magic
And you'll unleash my fury like with Toffe
Just not for you

MARCO
Chill, Star
We're gonna win this easily
I'm a karateka
Why don't you challenge me?

STAR
That puppet's scared of you

MARCO
Star. Her name was Marinette

STAR
That doesn't matter, we win it all

MARCO
WE'LL CUT LIKE HEKAPPO'S SCISSORS!

STAR
If I beat you as a girl, imagine as an adult

MARCO
When Star and I work together

MARCO AND STAR
NO MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE

LADYBUG
This is getting tough
But I can keep going alone

CHAT NOIR
Let me help you
Together this won't take long

LADYBUG
You'll feel a bubbling
Along with a stormy weather

CHAT NOIR
With my cataclysm, the butterfly will turn to dust
Marco will die like Marco Polo
He'll never get "GOOD DAY"

LADYBUG
Both will go on with their lives alone

LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR
FOR THEIR STUPID COWARDICE!

CHAT NOIR
What would she say?
I have to wait for her to turn into a butterfly

LADYBUG
If that's the case, she should just be a larva
What a thing
It's so scary

CHAT NOIR
Marco's master has no future
He's just immature
And thanks to that, he got stuck to the tape
With years of hard work
I'LL BREAK THEIR ASSES!
AND WITH STAR!
In a way I won't say here

LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR
A Mewmana
And like Mew is going
VERY SOON WITH MARCO TO DISAPPEAR!